my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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