"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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