Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
