Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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