That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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