How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Is it penis luge time yet?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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