I can't breathe out the right side of my face
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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