all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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