omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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