fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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