I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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