I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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