You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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