I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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