that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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