Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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