That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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