nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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