I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
