Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
this boner is exhausting
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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