Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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