Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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