I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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