On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
