I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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