One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry š¬
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I mean, heās listed as āAndrew DC Threesomeā in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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