dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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