So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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