in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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