My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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