is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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