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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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