I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
