he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm at about main and main street
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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