Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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