matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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