***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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