the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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