Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
