I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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