I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
