Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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