how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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