Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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