there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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