my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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