Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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