so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
soo... how was my night?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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