I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
