Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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